There seems to be a never ending supply of puckerbutts in the world.
For those that don’t know, a puckerbutt is a person whose butt twitches anytime that Bill says something mildly offensive.
In an effort to ease their obvious anal distress, we would like to take a moment to apologize to them and any and all other possible people, organizations, races, aliens, religions or animals that we could have possibly offended, included but not limited to:
President Obama, John Kerry, George Zimmerman’s wife, Anthony Weiner, porn actors, the LA KISS, Arsineo Hall, Ciley Myrus, and the wrecking ball in the new Miley Cyrus video
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