People often ask me what the guys are like. So to tell you the truth, here's what I've figured out in the oh, 5 or so months of work with them.

JOHN

  • Parts his hair on the left
  • Hates vegatables
  • Hates the planet
  • Loves burgers
  • Wants to be a sheperd with sheep and the whole bit somewhere where there are no people
  • Wears black a lot

KEN

  • Parts his hair on the left
  • Hates breaking news that's not, well, breaking news
  • Loves the NY Jets
  • Does good voices/accents
  • Unlike other people at KFI, never picks his nose

That's all I got for now.