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Magic Mike may be the worst movie I've ever seen. If you're going to make a movie about hot guys who take off their clothes, stick to that. Why have a plot? Why have a gratuitous girl-meets-boy-makes-boy-quit-stripping storyline? Stick to the stripping!! In fact, why have any dialogue at all?
You're doing it wrong.
Magic Mike may have been magical if they cut down on plot and beefed up on Channing Tatum dance scenes.