I returned from vacation last week. Jet lag hit on Wednesday and so I was pretty foggy when I went grocery shopping that morning. There I was in Whole Foods when the thought hit me: I forgot to get John and Ken something from Japan! I looked to my left and saw a bunch of skinny pale women, then looked to my right and there it was! A huge stand filled with....bath salts. All different smells and colors. I thought, perfect! So I bought these and decided I would pass them off as a gift from Japan.

Think they'll know?