This whole fantasy/slut/high school story got me thinking. Why don't we create a Fantasy John and Ken League?! Here's how it works. You draft words I have selected.

1. Weiners

2. Throbbing

3. Moist

4. Browndoggle

5. Bleeding

6. Gums

7. Termites

8. Exit Bag

9. Colon

10. Poop

11. Judgy

12. Chinbag

13. Bath Salts

Now, you can pick 3. Each time the word is said, you get 1 point. If you want to play, email me your 3 words shannonfarren@clearchannel.com and I will keep score. The winner at the end of the week gets um, well, I'll see what I can find around here. Maybe I'll get John to steal another coffee mug from the newsroom...Ready, GO! The cutoff for entires is Wednesday at 3pm.