KFI News wrote up a story about all the self-help books out there.  There's the "Make Your Own Sex Toys" manual...The ever popular, "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack" and,

"How to Poop at Work."

Wow. Here's the Amazon.com link if you're interested:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Poo-at-Work-Mats/dp/0452297664

It says it covers these issues:

  • The boss is in the next stall
  • The toilet gets clogged
  • A colleague follows you into the bathroom
  • There's no toilet paper

As John mentioned, our building may be in need of a copy. I think I wrote a blog about this need which includes with photographic evidence. I believe it's called "Poop." Scroll down...I mean, if you want to see poop on the floor of the bathroom here.