Nice guy named Ernie runs the building we broadcast from here in Burbank. Often, he sends out emails when problems arise. Sometimes the emails are about a lost diamond ring, lost plastic crates, lost mail. Sometimes, they are hilarious.  He's like the den mother, er father.

Here was today's "issue":

Good day -
 
Someone pulled the coffeepot away WHILE THE COFFEE WAS STILL POURING and then left hot coffee all over the counter, floor and wall near the mailroom without cleaning up or saying a word. Thank you so much.
 
Ernie
 
Also, what a brilliant co-worker I must have!! Good times.