Ohhhhhhh yeah. You know you've been waiting for it. Here are the rules folks:

**HEAR:

-sequester, drink 1

-sequestration, drink 2

-automatic spending cuts, drink 1

-stalemate, drink 5 (you'll need it to listen to that kind of news writing)

-same goes for impasse and "belt tightening," drink 5

-a Republican blames the Dems, drink 1

-a Dem blames the Republicans, drink 1

-should Boehner tell someone else to "get off their ass," drink 3

**SEE

-if Boehner goes to level 3 on the spray tan, drink 1 (only 1 because well come on, you'd be on the floor pretty quickly if it was more...he must have a personal spray tan gal like Honey Boo Boo)

-Obama wears a blue tie, drink 3

-Obama wears a red tie, drink 3

FEEL

-like you want to punch 'em all right in the nose, drink the rest and call the Moistline 818-566-4789