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If you cut if off that is. Actually, if you have one you should probably take it with you wherever you go despite what may have happened earlier in the day.
This was not the case for Yang Hu. Yang had just moved to the big city in China and was feeling depressed about his single status. So he did what every man does who can't find a date...he cut off his penis.
Yang had the presence of mind to go to the hospital immediately.
But he forgot his penis.
He went back home to get it and raced back to the doctors who told him it could not be attached because the penis had been without blood for too long.
So, yes, always remember to take your penis to the hospital.