I understand the goal to get people to clean up after their dogs but this is a bit much don't you think?

Read more here:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/17/bristol-city-council-defends-poster-showing-child-eating-dog-waste-3844484/

I've decided to post a fun Florida story every friday.  The craziest crazies hang in Florida. You think I'm wrong? Check in here every Friday and you'll soon be convinced. I just love the crazies...as long as they stay in Florida. 

Please, enjoy.

'I ain't (redacted) leaving and you can't make me'

...wearing striped pajamas. They were like kids pajamas with different colored stripes but no feet.

Anyway, we were in the movie theater and the screen goes black. Then we were in the car and the clock said 1:40 a.m.

Then I woke up.

Maybe the oddest work dream I've ever had.

Police: St. George man claims he had sex with unconscious woman to ‘save’ her life

By Janelle Stecklein | The Salt Lake Tribune

A 50-year-old St. George man is in trouble after he allegedly found a female neighbor unconscious on her front porch and allegedly claimed he had sex with her to try to warm her.

Rodger William Kelly told police he inserted his penis inside the unconscious 29-year-old on May 19 because "he was trying to save her life," according to court documents.

WHAT?

"He said he did place it inside of her to try and get her temperature up," police wrote in a probable cause statement filed in 5th District Court.

Worst. Defense. Ever.

Read more at the Salt Lake Tribune 

I guess you can shoot hookers in Texas if they say no. Huh.

From gawker.com...

A jury in Bexar County, Texas just acquitted Ezekiel Gilbert of charges that he murdered a 23-year-old Craigslist escort—agreeing that because he was attempting to retrieve the $150 he'd paid to Lenora Ivie Frago, who wouldn't have sex with him, his actions were justified.

Gilbert had admitted to shooting Frago in the neck on Christmas Eve 2009, when she accepted $150 from Gilbert and left his home without having sex with him. Frago, who was paralyzed by the shooting, died several months later.

Gilbert's defense argued that the shooting wasn't meant to kill, and that Gilbert's actions were justified, because he believed that sex was included as part of the fee. Texas law allows people "to use deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft."

The 30-year-old hugged his defense attorneys after the "not guilty" verdict was read by the judge. If convicted, he could have faced life in prison. He thanked God, his lawyers, and the jury for being able to "see what wasn't the truth."

Every time I see the disclaimer on this page I feel a little upset. Does the company think I'm going to go on an obsenity laced rant? I don't think I would do that in print. But because this disclaimer, you know the one..

Because this disclaimer is right there to our left, let's take that baby out for a test drive, eh?!

I was looking at the iTunes charts and saw more proof we are inching toward Idiocracy. Yes, there in the top 100 was the title,

"Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe."

I stopped by the neighborhood Ralphs the other day and was pulling in a lane to park...

Looked pretty packed. Ohh, wait! What's that right there?

A SPACE! Wait. What does that sign say? I've never noticed it before...

Seriously? At first, I thought, "Oh that's kinda cute." Then I thought, "Wait. Don't be a weiner (As John would say)!"

I mean, what the H? It's a bit paternalistic I'd say. Like, "Look here little lady; a spot just for you! I'll take care of ya! *wink * I know what's best for you!"

The night before I saw this sign I saw Eric Leonard's very pregnant wife. She recently ran a half marathon and the night I saw her she had just walked up the hill at the Hollywood Bowl. It was a hike. Hey Eric, maybe spring for a box the next time your wife is 8 and a half months pregnant. Kidding. Kidding. (We were also in the bench seats)

A study came out last week that says obese moms are more likely to have heavier babies/kids and that it's a good idea for mom to lose a bit before the baby is born. You know, maybe walk a bit--maybe you don't NEED that spot--maybe it would be good for baby to walk.  

Now, I know there is a study for everything. There's probably one that says obese moms breed geniuses. But that one I mentioned is a study that supports my blog rant so I'm using it.

I also know that if I was pregnant I'd eat like a maniac, I'd take that parking spot every time and I'd punch this blog writer right in the jaw.

This just crossed the wire. Now, how stupid would you feel if you stuck your neck out for a guy who loses it at a rental car desk--which I'll admit, I've come close to doing many, many times.

Eds: A Rialto police officer who was working for the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration and an Orange County criminal defense attorney have been convicted of conspiring to solicit and accept a bribe to help an Arizona businessman avoid prosecution for head-butting a car rental manager at John Wayne Airport. Sentencing is scheduled Sept. 9 for Officer Aaron Scott Vigil and attorney Lawrence Witsoe.