People often complain in the comments section of this blog about said blog. They type things like, "That's not important," or "who cares." Well, listen. If you want important, go to the Wall Street Journal. If you want informative, that's what the KFI News Blog is for, yes?

I would like this blog to be about fun. That's why there are pictures of Arnold out on a date with a younger blonde and that's why I posted a John and Ken drinking game.  Sure there have been a couple PSAs like the don't-get-plastic-surgery-in-a-motel blog, or the watch-where-you-walk-in-a-clearchannel-bathroom blog, but you get the idea. There are enough things to read out there to make your heart break. This is a space designed to make you smile and that is important.

Now, courtesy of my friend Katie:  Goats and Taylor Swift.

Arnold says he wants to be back with Maria. I don't think this is a good tactic. I would love to be a tea light on that table to hear the conversation. What does the former Gov talk about on a date with this young lady? Really? Go for it. Try it out. I'll go first,

Arnold, "Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom." He pauses, then winks as he adds, "I'll be back."

http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/johnandken.html?article=10983658

How's that for an inspired blog title?

Just a quick thought. I'm creeped out by a wet door handle going into the bathroom here. I get it when the handle is wet as you're headed out of the bathroom; people wash their hand sand don't always thoroughly dry them.  But why is your hand wet on the way in?

Makes me feel like I'm on the Triumph.

No, I did not mess up the N2Deep title. I'm talking about back IN the hotel...or in most cases, motel. News people have a duty to inform so let me share a PSA with you: Don't Get Plastic Surgery in a Motel. It's going to end bad my friends. Here is the latest example of why this is an important truth to share.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/West-Palm-Beach-Man-Accused-of-Illegal-Butt-Enhancements-Arrested-Again-190190631.html

Now, I don't like to go on and on with this blog thing. But I have another piece of advice. If you're having a bad day go to fark.com and look on the left side of the screen. There are tags for each story. Some say "asinine" others "sad" or "hero". Click on the stories with the tag "Florida" next to them. POOF! Bad day gone.

This is a blog about blog bullies. Don't let it happen to you. Start at the bottom.

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I think you can get a good idea of who you're dealing with by taking a look at his/her office. So, from time to time, I will be sharing things from John and Ken's office.  P.S. I haven't told them so shhhhh! They leave the door open so it's not like it's trespassing, right? Ok, here we go:

EXHIBIT A

I really need to work on this picture taking thing. I'm clearly not in the "picture taking business." Let's look closer...

EXHIBIT B

Is John a birder? Hmmm.

My stomach has been in knots since the 1st quarter of the Niners/Atlanta game. I'm so excited the team is going to the Superbowl that the word excited seems terribly weak. This morning as I was trolling for a ticket online I got an email ding. The email was from Michelle Kube Kelly.

She had sent a story about something that actually matters. I tried not to punch myself in the face for being so consumed by an event and forgetting what life is all about. I'm sharing the story because I can't possibly be alone when it comes to needing some perspective.

Look what she put in my mailbox today! Inside are recipes which all involve BACON. I can't wait to make the bacon pesto! Thanks Michelle :)

Should I be worried that this is the second bacon themed gift I have recieved this week? Is this an intervention?!