This couple really needed to get a room.
Unsuspecting diners at an Orlando restaurant got more than they bargained for when a dinner date turned X-rated on a patio table.
Jeremie Calo, 32, and his unnamed companion “were having sex on a table in view of minor(s),” Orlando police told WKMG-TV.
Patrons tried to shield their children and went to tell the manager of the Paddy Murphy’s restaurant, Tom Murphy, about the table romp.
Murphy interrupted the couple, asking them to finish their business elsewhere.
Calo replied that his date “can’t get up at this time,” because she was on top of him, WKMG reported.