A NEW range of cakes designed to look like the symptoms of GONORRHEA and other sexually transmitted diseases has gone on sale.

The "clapcake" - which also comes in herpes and syphilis - is made from vanilla or chocolate sponge with "anatomically correct" icing.

So now those with a sweet tooth can have their cake and treat it - as they tuck into the sugary equivalent of genital lesions, boils and warts.

The aim of each gross garnish? To put out a cheeky message encouraging Brits to practice safe snacks - sorry, sex. More at the UK Sun