Like the college roommate from Hell, thieving milk moochers can be found in the workplace too. They take without asking, sometimes even helping themselves to the very last drop.
Following a series of experimental approaches to stop the pilfering of his pasteurized products, our assignment editor Michael Clarke has struck upon a helpful deterrent. Hemp milk. Sounds just nasty and foreign enough to keep people's paws off his carton.
First he made the switch to soy milk. Someone still siphoned from his supply. Next he tried almond milk... and rice milk...
Hemp has done the trick, but evildoers beware~ if you DO get brave (or desperate enough) to take a little nip outta Clarke's carton... he backwashes.
