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I was forced to send the following single-sentence email to Gary Hoffmann and Rob Archer because of a public transportation SNAFU this morning:
An idiot let a forklift roll onto the track and the train had to do an emergency stop which meant the conductor had to go out and check all the brakes and make sure all the wheels were still on the track, which, in turn, has made us 15 minutes late which causes a cascade of public transportation events which translates into me probably not making it in for the 10 AM news which means one of you guys has to do it.