Divers near Sweden have found a mysterious, unidentified object at the bottom of the Baltic Sea.  What could it be?

Honorable Mention:  Volcanoes could one day power your microwave

#9 - Mayor gives state trooper a taste of his own medicine

#8 - Honey bees may be used to patrol a park

#7 - Working in small groups could mess with your intelligence level

#6 - Convicted man claims the ghosts made him do it

#5 - Divers find unidentified object at the bottom of sea

#4 - Man calls 911 looking to pick a fight with a cop

#3 - Toddler chews head off snake

#2 - Circumcision may help cop win his case

#1 - Woman lives on toilet for 2.5 years

Honorable Mention:  Cocaine in exchange for tattooing a permanent advertisement

#9 - Napoleon theme park could rival Disneyland

#8 - Husband blames wife's assault on the supernatural

#7 - Jewish man charged in anti-semitic crimes

#6 - Driver guilty of DUI manslaughter sues victim

#5 - Customers duped by clay iPads

#4 - Falling cat puts woman in critical condition

#3 - Close call for barber who dares robber to shoot him

#2 - Woman offers sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets

#1 - Possible new bird species turns out to be spray paint prank

 Ex-Penn State coach Joe Paterno gave his first interview since being fired.

Here is the link to the complete Washington Post interview:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/joe-paternos-first-interview-since-the-penn-state-sandusky-scandal/2012/01/13/gIQA08e4yP_story.html?hpid=z1

Honorable Mention:  Woman coughs up tumor and is now cancer free

#9 - Kate Gosselin hosts a Carribean cruise

#8 - Rats nibble at paralysed hospital patient

#7 - People upset over video showing tribal women dancing for tourists

#6 - This newly arrested criminal has tongue twister of a name

#5 - Not just anyone can pass out these diamond-encrusted business cards

#4 - Dwarf prosecutor sues witness who laughed at her in court

#3 - Tatoo in man's lower region leads to intersting side effect

#2 - Young cancer patient gets his wish to blow up building

#1 - The 'gayest' city in America has just been named

Straight out of our Nine News Nuggets:  Redneck Olympics organizer Harold Brooks says this year's event will be 3-times bigger than last years, despite what the U.S. Olympic Committee says.