Honorable Mention: Anger over proposal to keep children from farm chores
#9 - Store employees get torso surprise when opening package they received
#8 - You can make Ron Paul become President with this video game
#7 - Parking dispute leads to death by squeezed testicles
#6 - Proposal of farewell intercourse with dead wives in Egypt is untrue
#5 - First limbless man to swim English Channel plans to take on the world next
#4 - Woman attacks boyfriend for not having sex with her
#3 - Man shoots girlfriend after mistaking her for a hog
#2 - Attempt to live on sunlight alone gets woman killed
#1 - Man uses kebab sandwich to save his own life
