Honorable Mention:  Teen novels contain tons of foul language

#9 - Underwiring in bikini blamed for burned boobs

#8 - Men can shop for candles too

#7 - Beach rocks ignite in woman's pocket

#6 - Playboy gives tanning mom the cold shoulder

#5 - Anti-bullying campaigns leading to decrease in high school linemen

#4 - 'Gaydar' may really exist

#3 - Hey smartphone users...are 'chinplants' in your future?

#2 - Monitoring a man's bowel movements could get $20k diamond back

#1 - Court says man can sue over excruciating catheter mishap