Honorable Mention: Man with 29 college degrees isn't done yet
#9 - Woman trapped under dresser for 4 days
#8 - Beware of drinking from that garden hose
#7 - Car thief hog-tied by calf roper before he can get away
#6 - Scientists discover fossils of mating turtles
#5 - Naked, ice-cream-eating mom leaves children in wrecked car
#4 - No skinny people allowed at this gym
Turns out you really should be careful of those horizontal stripes
Obesity could consume all the world's resources
#3 - Inmate challenge: Test new locks for chance at free food
#2 - Guess where this man accidentally shot himself
#1 - The healthiest meal of all time is revealed
