Honorable Mention:  Rats may have been on menu at Florida Vietnamese restaurant

#9 - No Americans were invited to this dictator's secret wedding

#8 - Men: A grocery store aisle just for you

#7 - Germans let loose on a swearing hotline

#6 - The case of the stolen penis

#5 - Man arrested for refusing to leave jail

#4 - Balloon boy hoax turns into trading cards

#3 - Employee sets fire to Navy sub so he could leave work early

#2 - Man impaled through the behind on children's ride

#1 - Five jealous wives rape husband to death