Honorable Mention:  Woodchips and agricultural waste could be used to fly planes

#9 - Obama leaves note for couple after interrupting wedding with campaign rally

#8 - Suspect caught in sex act goes into rage on interrupter

#7 - Belgian prostitutes told to cover up and stop suggestive gyrating

#6 - Your favorite burger joint causing more pollution than diesel trucks

#5 - Counter-terrorism summit will prepare for a zombie apocalypse

#4 - Man retaliates with porn against neighbor's gospel music

#3 - Girl gets tongue stuck in water bottle

#2 - Man dies with almost no money in bank, but millions in gold coins

#1 - Man steals $14,000 in money-doubling scam