Honorable Mention: New font for reading with dyslexia
#9 - The last returnable, glass Coca-Cola bottle rolls off the assembly line
#8 - Cab driver returns over $200,000 cash to its rightful owner
#7 - Liquid nitrogen cocktail leads to stomach removal
#6 - Ukrainian sentenced to prison for frying eggs over WWII eternal flame
#5 - Straight man enlightened after he spends year pretending to be gay
#4 - Rugby player loses testicle
#3 - Man in trouble for making thousands of prank calls about his man parts
#2 - Man tries to eat and flush all his drugs during raid
#1 - Study finds a knife sliding on glass is the most unpleasant sound in the world
