Honorable Mention: Man sues telemarketers for wasting his time
#9 - Parents claim 4-week-old baby can walk and breathe fire
#8 - Creepy new app to find sexy Facebook pics
#7 - Boy gets tasered for refusing to clean cop car
#6 - Woman smuggles crack cocaine in grandma's privates without her knowledge
#5 - Smugglers' car gets stuck on border fence
#4 - Elephant immitates human vocabulary
#3 - Woman sues police over her ruptured breat implants
#2 - College won't stop transgender man from exposing himself to young girls
#1 - Army vet assaulted after wheelchair is mistaken for Halloween costume
