Honorable Mention

Now that's an earworm

 

#9  Find my booty

#8  Dinner has been comman'deered'

 

#7  Private Pyle, what are you doing to my beloved classroom?

#6  Does this vacuum make me look fat?

#5  American beer is like making love in a canoe

#4  Eidetic Memorial

 

#3  Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

#2

Grow up be a man and close your mealy mouth

#1

In space no one can hear you nag.