Honorable Mention: Oldest Olympian may compete again
#9 - Certain people may not have to smell like fish much longer
#8 - A possible anti-racism pill
#7 - Transgender woman does not qualify for 'ladies night' drink specials
#6 - The 'Love Boat' about to cruise into the scrapyard
#5 - New Mexico town elects mayor with some presidential conspiracy theories
#4 - Volvo says it can save pedestrian lives with new external airbag
#3 - Clothing company's care instructions on tag are found offensive and sexist
#2 - Man says his imaginary banjo-strumming mistaken for public indecency
#1 - Woman accuses husband of planting transmitter under her bed
