Honorable Mention:  Facebook domestic dispute leads to jail time

#9 - Cat refusing to jog leads to trouble for owner

       Man cited for yelling at cat

#8 - Man wins memory championship 2 years in a row

#7 - Panda poo could be used to grow fancy new tea

#6 - Woman marries chef in quest to become world's heaviest person

#5 - Atheists use 'unholy water' to scrub away blessing

#4 - Christians raise money for ailing atheist who threatened them

#3 - Naked man claims he was forced to handle nuclear bomb

#2 - Heroin-swallowing record has been set

#1 - Woman hides urine bottle in vagina to pass drug test