#9 Hut one, Hut two!
#8 Epic Shaving Time
#7 What we have here is a failure to humiliate
#6 Hamster PAC Vs. Beiber
#5 Toonses the flying cat
#4 Son of a Bic..!
#3 GTA Nashville
#2 Put your hands together for Sapphire
#1 Til we meet again
A herd of Pachy-slurrs Vodka used to warm these elephants from tail to trunk
9. Dead man standing?
8. He's a layerer not a payer
7. Eye of the beer-holder
6. Do you hear that too?
5. Reindeer Games-Bullied by Xmas music
4. I, Rudolph-The origins of the red nose
3. Colon-ial Living
2. HPAC (Hamster PAC) vs. the Beebs
1. Woman assaulted with stuffed sock
Honorable mention: Don’t think so hard, you might leak.
#9 Expensive paraphrase fail resolution
#8 Who’s sick of “Gangnam Style”? It killed this guy.
Well, not this guy in the picture.
#7 Finally! Something good about living in the ‘burbs
#6 Well, they used this because Big Bird would have been too easy to spot
#5 How many times did Yoda get to fill out a Census form?
#4 Sniffing boobs totally acceptable in
#3 Traveling down a new toad in medicine
#2 But if part of the plan went through, could the Biebs’ voice really have gotten any higher?
No number one News Nugget this week. Newtown says it all.
Sometimes you feel so helpless in situations like the one that happened in Connecticut. But you can go here to find ways to help those affected by the shooting.
Honorable Mention: Keep your XYs close, but your double X's closer...
#9 You might want to see your dentist before you have to see your urologist
#8 Mmm...that scent is heavenly! Is it pepperoni or sausage?
#7 You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot togedder...oh, wait, no, it's pineapple
#6 Japanese make robot for space. Can they fix my old VCR?
#5 Man in Florida pulled over for running (into) a stop sign. Literally.
#4 That runny nose may be more serious than you think.
#3 Grandma deserves better. She really does.
#2 Fix this dishwasher. Or else.
#1 As if being in prison isn't bad enough...
Reborn Cabinets is particibating in the annual Toys for Tots drive! Help make a child smile by donating a new unwrapped toy by December 16th!
Reborn Cabinets, Inc.
2981 E. La Palma Ave.
Anaheim, CA 92806
For more information and hours, call (714) 630-2220.
Honorable Mention: What makes dark personality traits so attractive?
#9 - After 19 years, husband finds out his 'wife' is not who he thought she was
#8 - Giant stadium screen TV yule log mistaken for an actual fire
#7 - Plus-sized mannequin found offensive
#6 - Mustache transplants growing in popularity
#5 - New restaurant name causing a stir
#4 - Students forced to hold hands as punishment for fighting
#3 - Accidental 'reply all' starts 40,000-person e-mail madness
#2 - NFL players may be using Viagra to help their football game
#1 - Shaving cream is the latest part of the bacon craze