I am happy to report that the eggs have been successfully integrated both in the fridge in a single carton and in the pot on the top of the stove. It is a new era.
Cascade Complete or Finish Quantam...



Sorry people, I was a total slacker this week on getting a 'Dick O' The Week' prepared.
Then I realized I had not posted the last few, so here they are.
Since we're in election year mode now I thought we should look back on another election, the one between Bill Clinton and Bob Dole.
Here's a few Clinton and Dole campaign ads, Cabeza style.
Cabeza- Clinton Dole campaign ads
Bob Dole left Congress to run for president, here's his parting song.
cabeza dole take this job and shove it
And here's a little something the Republicans put together about their opponent, William Jefferson Clinton.
Cabeza Clinton Bio
Just before the holidays, the wonderful people at I See Spot sent Princess a few new outfits.
Princess occasionally models for them, you can see her model bio on their page here.
The items were super cute and I got Princess to model them this weekend, even though she wasn't as cooperative as she could have been.
Here's the result!
By the way, if any agents for animal modeling are reading this, I'm Princess' manager, so you can reach me at michelle@kfi640.com
This is my favorite email from the whole week. It made me laugh out loud this morning.
From: Maryann
Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2012 5:52 AM
Subject: stop sounding like a wimp
'Oh my God it 37 degrees out and my car is talking to me.' It's 8:50 am in Western Massachusetts right now and IT'S 9 degrees out. It was warmed up to 9 degrees. It was 4 degrees at 5 am. So bite me. Put on your big girl panties. And start making me laugh
maryann in westfield ma
We all know that Handel is not a fan of Tweeting, or Facebooking etc. Plus, he's not the greatest multi-tasker because he tends to get easily distracted and miss his cue to come back on the air.
But we're working hard to show him how fun it can be.
(By the way, you can find him on Facebook here or on Twitter @billhandelshow)
So, I made Handel Tweet this morning throughout the whole show, all by himself. Not him telling me what to tweet, but I set it up and let him go (the only thing I did help him with was the link in one of the tweets after he asked how to do it)
You know it's Handel because only Handel would hit the 'Caps Lock' key and not be able to figure out how to turn it off...so his tweets are in ALL CAPS.
So, behold, Handel's tweets this morning in order:
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MICHELLE TOLD ME TO TWEET...MEH
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I SUGGEST THAT TODD WALK AROUND WITH A CHICKEN MCNUGGET NECKLACE HERE'S WHY http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/Handel2.html?article=9621553
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HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS
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IS ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?
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HELLO?
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HOW THE HELL DOES THAT KARDASHIAN WOMAN HAVE 12 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON THIS?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TWEET ABOUT AGAIN? OH YEAH, I'M DRINKING A DIET COKE RIGHT.....NOW.
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I HAVE NO SANDWICH THIS MORNING BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL GOOD. SEVERAL BATHROOM VISITS THIS MORNING ALREADY
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IS IT THAT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT GIGOLOS LIVE ON GIGLIO?
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WHEN CAN I STOP DOING THIS MICHELLE?
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I HAVE DECIDED TO EAT MY SANDWICH. HAM, CHEESE AND EGG ON A TORTA ROLL FROM COSTCO. WILL MY STOMACH AGREE?
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I'M NOT SURE MY STOMACH APPRECIATES MY SANDWICH
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SHOW IS ALMOST OVER, THEN I CAN STOP TWEETING
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STOMACH AND SANDWICH NOT COOPERATING
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BUT I WILL EAT THE REST ANYWAY, WHAT CAN IT HURT?
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DONE, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS? DO PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY DOING THIS
Everybody knows I'm crazy about the California Lottery.
I play Super Lotto twice a week, and every two weeks I throw out a couple o' bucks to buy my favorite things...scratchers!

I LOVE Scratchers! Love, love LOVE them. I don't know why, but there's something about the possibility that you might win big that just gives me a rush!
And I do pretty good with them. So far this year, I've spent $20 in Scratchers and have won $55 bucks. Last year, I spent a total of $150 on Scratchers and won over $300.
So yesterday, I'm out walking Princess...
....and I see on the ground in the gutter, three $3 crossword scratchers.
I couldn't believe these stupidheads!
First, even if you don't win, THERE'S A SECOND CHANCE DRAWING! It's really simple to enter and you could win the top prize for the game!
Second, those crossword scratchers, while fun, are notoriously a pain in the ass. Sometimes, you don't even realize you win because by the end of the game your eyes are all crossed from staring at it for so long. You have to double and sometimes triple check them. Trust me, I've had to check the super easy scratchers after my father has scratched them off, he always misses a winner or two.
So, using one of Princess' empty poop bags, (who knows how long they've been on the ground and you never know what kind of germs are on them) I gingerly picked up the scratchers and tucked them in my back pocket.
When I got home, I checked all three.
The first wasn't a winner, but I entered it into the second chance drawing.
The second....was a $5 winner.
And the third....a $20 winner.
Stupidheads!!
Listener Marshall sent me this email last week.
Bill and the whole morning crew,
Thank you for the lunch at Stonefire Grill last Saturday...I am a fan now of SFG! Bill asked me to send this photo of my wife. She is such a fan of you all that right after her epidural while preparing for delviering our third baby, she demanded she listen to KFI...so being the good husband, I fulfilled my duty and gave her my iphone via iheart radio to listen to you guys. That is what I call a fan! I am a big fan too but my wife is a bigger fan by a million fold!


Happy New Year!
The first Dick Cabeza flashbacks of the year are listener requests for some of the commercial and movie trailer parodies that were featured. So, here you go!
There was Jurassic Park...but in LA we have MacArthur Park.
cabeza mccarthur park
In the late 90s when the first 'Super Mercados' were opening, Cabeza gave you a look into what they'd be like.
cabeza supermercado