For those of you who think I've left the show. I have not, I'm just on vacation. I take vacation around this time of year because it's my wedding anniversary (2 years married, 11 years together)
So, what did hubby and I have in store for our anniversary?
The Happiest Place on Earth!
Yes folks, we spent two blissful days at Disneyland, and California Adventure. I hadn't been to Disneyland in at least 15 years (hubby even longer than that) and neither of us had been to California Adventure, so we figured it was a good time to go. We got some park hopper passes for a few days and we were off.
There's a lot new at Disneyland, and then again there's not. It looked a lil' dingy, the employees weren't as happy to work there as I had remembered and the Matterhorn and the Haunted Mansion didn't live up to what we both remembered, but, all in all, we really enjoyed ourselves. Space Mountain was awesome, loved Star Tours, and all the little kid rides were great, and California Adventure...WOW, we rode California Screamin' THREE times, Tower of Terror twice and got soaked on the water ride. We refused to wait the 105 minutes for the Cars Land Autopia thing (they weren't giving out Fast Passes) but all in all we just had some good fun.
Except for the crop dusting.
Let me explain.
While on line for Pinocchio's Big Adventure, a group of about 4 adults decided they wanted to leave the line, so they backtracked through the line, and as they passed, someone, my guess it was the really big guy holding the giant, nearly eaten turkey leg....
......FARTED.
Now it took a second to catch it. Just prior to the smell hitting us, the woman a few feet ahead of us literally retched, then I got it, then I turned around and hubby got it, and I watched as it made it's way down the line.
"We just got crop dusted" I said to hubby, who found my comment, so funny, he spit out the water he was drinking.
For those of you not in 'the know.' "Crop dusting" is when someone is walking and continiously farting at the same time, usually in the hopes that the people they are walking with won't know they just farted. Instead, the leave the aftermath to those following behind.
It is NOT NICE!!
It was SO WRONG.
But I put it behind us.
That is, until it happened again.
Walking through the crowd on our way to Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, a guy comes jogging by, and sure enough a few seconds later, WHAM. WTF!?!?!?!
"We got crop dusted again!" which sent hubby into another fit of giggles, this time sans water spray.
Then....IT HAPPENED AGAIN.
Onboard the Snow White ride, we got into our little car and started through the ride, when all of a sudden, WHAM! It hit us! We got crop dusted AGAIN!
The next day, at California Adventure, I was sure that we were past the crop dusting...but alas, California Adventure sells beer, and beer apparently led to a LOT MORE CROP DUSTING INCIDENTS... in line, on rides, walking through the crowds. IT WAS INSANE!!! WTF!!!
I really want to know what the hell is wrong with people? I mean, it's just so inappropriate to do this in a crowd of unsuspecting people. Do people get some kind of sick pleasure walking around farting and leaving the stench of what they just had for lunch out there for the rest of us?
Look, I get that every once in a while you might have to let one slip out, but gheez, please try to do it in a place where it's appropriate, a bathroom maybe, or back yourself up to a bush and kill that, don't endanger the lives of others with your crop dusting. I mean, if one person actually pukes because of a crop duster, it could set off a chain reaction, and that would lead to a very sick situation in the Happiest Place on Earth.
I think crop dusting should be illegal. If you're found guilty of the crime, you should be sentenced to wearing those charcoal fart pads in your chonies for LIFE.
I'm thinking we need a Smokey The Bear type PSA for this thing. Farty the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent crop dusting." There's got to be money in the California budget for that, I'm writing Gov. Brown!
You crop dusting BASTARDS!
