Jimmy Kimmel turns jokes on Obama at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

President Barack Obama unveiled his "secret agenda" for a second term last night, vowing to "win the war on Christmas" and replace the former ban on gays serving openly in the military with a policy called "It’s Raining Men."

Then the mock agenda was abruptly cut short.

"I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew," Obama deadpanned at the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner...

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