I am Isabella. I live with Wayne. This is my blog.

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Help! Michael Crozier wore this shirt to work tonight. I totally get that it's a cross with a skull in the middle. Obviously. But what's with the mark on the skull's forehead?

Did someone count off:

The number of Bangladeshi children who stitched the shirt?

How many times the shirt has been washed?

The number of days until the skull is paroled??

Bella Out!!

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I think this picture speaks for itself. Now, with stories of rape and tuberculosis, it seems quaint to have to deal only with the B.O. of the Occupy Nostrils bunch...

Bella Out!!

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We've all become used to upselling. The undercoat protection from the car dealer. The shaved truffles from the fancy restaurant. The blanket and pillow on the airplane. This, however, is beyond imagination:

When the default for a sundae is an empty bowl, something has gone wrong. Terribly wrong.

Bella Out!!

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The economy sucks. This we know. It is so bad, however, that even the unemployed are losing the jobs they don't even have. I know that sounds obtuse, but check this:

This homeless guy was laid off from making his own homeless sign! Come on Obama!!

Bella Out!!

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I like a bargain. In fact, I LOVE a bargain. Sometimes, however, you can have TOO good of a deal. Excessive. Wasteful. Decadent and wrong:

Could I get 12 hours for a dollar, maybe?

Bella Out!!

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Looks like someone at KFI is a major party-hound and a super-cool host(ess) to boot. Look at this list of things needed for a party, which was left in plain site in the infamous KFI cubicle village:

What makes "special brownies" special? It that a euphemism for brownies facing developmental difficulties? Are they "special" because their mommies love them so? Wayne said it means they have marijuana in them, but I don't think so. KFI does not pay enough for people to afford weed.

Bella Out!!

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Wayne likes nachos. A lot. The cheesier the better. But Wayne does not like any kind of political or social messages in his nachos. And Wayne thinks nachos should remain neutral in all things not directly nacho related. So he was shocked to see this menu item, in which nachos clearly takes a side in the horrible scourge of gang turf wars:

So, after, he had to get some blood oranges. To even things up!

Bella Out!!

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Here's this week's flower arrangement, direct from the KFI lobby. They're Yella!!

Bella Out!!

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The key to Capitalism is finding out what people want, and giving it to them. I find it implausible that ANYONE wanted this:

I have never heard anyone say that they wanted a Martini, but didn't want to hold a glass, plus they wanted cavities. Ever. Yet, there it is. I guess there are some people I will never know...

Bella Out!!

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