Was it cruel fate, or bitter irony? Maybe it was neither, and just a prison chef with a sense of humor....
You know, there's a good chance Bill Cosby feels like everybody hates him right now. There's also a good chance that the freshly incarcerated fallen star can now officially add God to that list.
Representatives of the Montgomery County Jail (where Cosby is serving his 3-10 year sentence for sexual assault) have dished out the goods and revealed to the world just what the Con Cos' will be eating for his inaugural prison meal.
I suppose it could be worse, take a look at the 5-course meal:
Cosby's "First Night Special"
- Chicken patty with gravy
- Mashed potatoes
- Mixed vegetables
- Iced tea juice packet
But it's item #5 which really takes the cake. And why Cosby must know that he is the most hated man on the planet:
5. Vanilla pudding
It's simply too good to be true.
The ultimate slap in the face. The middlest of all middle fingers.
30 years ago the stuff had a whole different meaning to Bill.
Hm. Just doesn't seem to carry the same amount of weight that it did in the 1980s.
Read more over at The Blast.